Don't believe the hype

It's Friday, thank f*cking god. I'm going to a theme party tonight: Sluts and Studs. I don't have much in the slutty attire department. It's never really been a problem...until now.

50 Most Hated New Yorkers
Some people can be hated on from both sides of the country...

La Lohan #42
What's her encore gonna be? Getting caught having crack smoke blown up her ass on the set of Lassie Y2K5?

The Olsens #34 (congratulations you guys!!!)
Fraternal? Identical? Adorable? How about really fucking scrawny and annoying.

Katie Couric #24
Her reportedly $16 million annual salary isn't what makes Couric loathsome, however. It's her disingenuous toeing of the line between serious journalist and corporate media whore.

Ultragrrl #20
Would some thin-wristed shoe-gazing bass player please hurry up and fuck this girl?

An Oompa Loompa song about Lindsay Lohan from an old daily roundup just popped into my head:

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME...

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU USE MYSTIC TAN
SPRAYING ON AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING ORANGEY-BROWN
DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TONE IT DOWN

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
STOP THIS NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
YOU ARE NOW A TANOREXIC TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

Mischa Barton sunbathing wallpaper. Ooh.

I'm trying to sell my car on craigslist and this one guy keeps emailing me just this:
500?
And I keep replying:
No.
Strange.

Reagan.